Time sure flies when you're married and have no life
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
