Time sure flies when you're married and have no life
You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
