Time sure flies when you're married and have no life
A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today
Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
