Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly
If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
