Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today
