Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe