Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Women... can't live with them... the end
That's what being a man is like: making mistakes and not caring
