If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
Women's Golf is not a sport
