If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home
I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?
I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare