If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
Real men don't write letters
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
