If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you
What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
