If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!
