If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror
They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?