That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself
Today is the first day of the end of your life