Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
I haven't asked for much and God knows I've gotten it
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
