That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
Women can't live with them can't herd them all into Canada
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it