That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays