People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother
It is wrong to be French