People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"