The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18
Unlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap