The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life