The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you