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Remember our motto: We ain't got it

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I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop

"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.

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