Why is it that Elvis is dead and I'm the one in hell
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it
