Why is it that Elvis is dead and I'm the one in hell
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
