Why is it that Elvis is dead and I'm the one in hell
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
