Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back
I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
