Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back
What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
