Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back
Much like a roid, they come back with a vengeance
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
