Women's Golf is not a sport
No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard
