You even got the floor sticky just like at the theater
We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Much like the hair on your legs, I need the help of a trained professional