Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
Greeting Vultures!
You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt