Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date
