Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's
