Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high
If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
