You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
For years I didn't think women had heads
