This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's
