This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week
Don't worry Peg, your time will come when they start couch pooling
Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile and eat
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
