This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week
Much like a roid, they come back with a vengeance
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
