You know medium, the sizes between small and you!
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
