You'll come back running to me when you're 25 and gravity has pulled you apart like a stretch Armstrong
I'm tired of sitting Saturday nights moaning in two different voices so my sister won't tease me
If you don't mind living a life of servitude and degradation, I hear Saudi Arabia needs blonds
"Kelly:" Do you know what I would do for a house in Jamaica? "Bud:" The same thing you'd do for dinner and a movie.