Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants
Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, he invented all visible colors. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about