Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants
Chuck Norris ran the Indy 500 running backwards and placed 1st, 2nd, and 3rd
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
If a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself