Chuck Norris can win in a staring competition with the sun
If Chuck Norris became the president, the oval office would be sworn into him
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
