Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
During skydiving, Chuck Norris' parachute failed to open. The next day, he took it back for a refund.
Chuck Norris once lent his silly string to a teenager. We now know him as spider man
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land