Chuck Norris knows where Carmen SanDiego is at
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit
