Chuck Norris never reads a book. He stares down at it until he gets all the information he wants
Chuck Norris can watch more than 5 videos a day on pornhub without a premium membership
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffeewith his breath
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan, the movie 300 would be called 1