Chuck Norris ran the Indy 500 running backwards and placed 1st, 2nd, and 3rd
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. So, he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe Chuck said, "I don't like the juice" Hitler heard him wrong
Chuck Norris can climb the slide at McDonald's With his socks on
