Chuck Norris ran the Indy 500 running backwards and placed 1st, 2nd, and 3rd
If a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself
A long while back Chuck Norris got drunk and peed in the middle of the road in the city We call that city Atlantis
Chuck Norris bite can turn zombies into human
