Kryptonite is vulnerable to Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants
Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves