There is no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, but death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you have ever tasted
