What every sports player should say after winning: "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing"
The only reason aliens were able to destroy the Earth in Independence Day was because Chuck Norris had the day off
When Chuck Norris steps on the Lego, the Lego cries
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic