What every sports player should say after winning: "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing"
Germex can kill 999% of germs, but Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants
Chuck Norris doesn't always eat out, but when he does He prefers your mother
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick