What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a wrecking ball? Chuck Norris actually levels the building
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe Chuck said, "I don't like the juice" Hitler heard him wrong
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up, He pushes the world down
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.