Why couldn't they print Chuck Norris' face onto the toilet paper? Because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from no one
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move
When you see someone in a full body cast congratulate them They are one of the few f*cked by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass at Night