And the cry-baby-iets award goes to YOU. Enclosed with the shiny award is a step by step manual on how to man up and cease being mad.
So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.
Plastic surgery can fix my ugliness... but your stupidity is foreverrr!
When they ask who their dad is, you can play "Wheel of Father"