And the cry-baby-iets award goes to YOU. Enclosed with the shiny award is a step by step manual on how to man up and cease being mad.
I personally would not trust you to feed my goldfish while I'm away, you would only kill it and then blame someone else for it.
Plastic surgery can fix my ugliness... but your stupidity is foreverrr!
"Guy": Can I buy you a drink? "Girl": I’d rather have the money