And the cry-baby-iets award goes to YOU. Enclosed with the shiny award is a step by step manual on how to man up and cease being mad.
"Guy": So do you wanna date? "Girl": Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
Be assured no one is gonna try to marry you or have sex with you. You're not even a drunken 5!
He would complain that it is not fair that the stove has fire and he doesn't