Good thing they have dental floss for you to get all the pubes out of your teeth
When they ask who their dad is, you can play "Wheel of Father"
If anyone ever doubted you were a faggot, you sure cleared that one up.
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.