Good thing they have dental floss for you to get all the pubes out of your teeth
You are so fake that even China denied they made you
So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.