That still makes me twice as clever as you!
Plastic surgery can fix my ugliness... but your stupidity is foreverrr!
"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework
And the cry-baby-iets award goes to YOU. Enclosed with the shiny award is a step by step manual on how to man up and cease being mad.