"Guy": Can I buy you a drink? "Girl": I’d rather have the money
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
I bet you're fun at parties
"Guy": So do you wanna date? "Girl": Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
