"Guy": Can I buy you a drink? "Girl": I’d rather have the money
Be assured no one is gonna try to marry you or have sex with you. You're not even a drunken 5!
And the cry-baby-iets award goes to YOU. Enclosed with the shiny award is a step by step manual on how to man up and cease being mad.
When they ask who their dad is, you can play "Wheel of Father"
