"Guy": Can I buy you a drink? "Girl": I’d rather have the money
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
You can stand in a river and complain there is not enough water.
If anyone ever doubted you were a faggot, you sure cleared that one up.
