"Guy": Can I buy you a drink? "Girl": I’d rather have the money
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
What's the bra for? You have nothing to put it in!
Be assured no one is gonna try to marry you or have sex with you. You're not even a drunken 5!
