"Guy": Can I buy you a drink? "Girl": I’d rather have the money
So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
Just don't let that extra chromosome get you down.