I personally would not trust you to feed my goldfish while I'm away, you would only kill it and then blame someone else for it.
"Guy": Your place or mine? "Girl": Both. You go to yours and I will go to mine
No one would care if you got hit by a train
"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework