I would like to fart in a bag and shove it over your head.
I would set my hand on fire before I shake yours.
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
"Guy": Can I buy you a drink? "Girl": I’d rather have the money
