I would like to fart in a bag and shove it over your head.
"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework
I personally would not trust you to feed my goldfish while I'm away, you would only kill it and then blame someone else for it.
When they ask who their dad is, you can play "Wheel of Father"
