It is a good act, Oscar material.
I personally would not trust you to feed my goldfish while I'm away, you would only kill it and then blame someone else for it.
Plastic surgery can fix my ugliness... but your stupidity is foreverrr!
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
