Learn from your parents mistake and use birth control.
So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.
Stop crying like a little girl, give your sister her bra back, and man up a little bit.
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
