Learn from your parents mistake and use birth control.
If anyone ever doubted you were a faggot, you sure cleared that one up.
You don't go out much, do you?
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
