Stop crying like a little girl, give your sister her bra back, and man up a little bit.
Plastic surgery can fix my ugliness... but your stupidity is foreverrr!
So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.
"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework