So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.
You're just another living proof that evolution can go backward.
Plastic surgery can fix my ugliness... but your stupidity is foreverrr!
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.