So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.
And the cry-baby-iets award goes to YOU. Enclosed with the shiny award is a step by step manual on how to man up and cease being mad.
I personally would not trust you to feed my goldfish while I'm away, you would only kill it and then blame someone else for it.
Stop crying like a little girl, give your sister her bra back, and man up a little bit.