So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.

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So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.

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And the cry-baby-iets award goes to YOU. Enclosed with the shiny award is a step by step manual on how to man up and cease being mad.

Be assured no one is gonna try to marry you or have sex with you. You're not even a drunken 5!

Good thing they have dental floss for you to get all the pubes out of your teeth