You are so fake that even China denied they made you
Stop crying like a little girl, give your sister her bra back, and man up a little bit.
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
Girl: I wanna see some blood! Guy: Check your panties
