A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis
Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters.
