When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry
When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly.