When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason
Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.