When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job
I have as much authority as the Pope, i just don't have as many people who believe it
The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job