A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"
Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots!"
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
