A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass
How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?