A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
Level, racecar and kayak are words known as palindromes. They can be read the same from left to right or right to left.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
