What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
She's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
