A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".
